Googlisms Part Deux

In honour of the fact that I have done nothing exciting enough to talk about lately tomorrow is Christmas Eve, I thought I'd visit a few googlisms. For those of you who are not hip to the slang I use as if it actually means what I think it means have here on the blog, these are phrases people have googled and ended up on my blog somehow.

So...

is there wax in now and laters?
is there? because that would be good to know. that would be a very convenient truth.

Teyem Akrona
I'm thinking that doing a weird spelling of "tim akron" is probably not going to get you...well...anywhere except on this blog apparently.

casual suicide
there is none of that here. and I'm not sure how suicide can be "casual"...pretty sure it's the exact opposite of casual.

clown porn
i guess i was wrong. this is, apparently, a problem.

These last two need to be attacked together:

wedding dress with horses on it and wedding dress pictures flamingo
um...no. just no. trust me on this one.

Stop Clown Porn!

Yea. That's right. You read right. In class today this random website came up in discussion (not really sure how it ties into Western Literature, but hey...).

Stop Clown Porn Now (.org)

Yea. This definitely means two things:

1. Someone saw some clown porn and thought "Hey, that's a problem. We should do something about that."

and 2. Someone actually makes clown porn.


Yea, soak that up.

The Cactus Cuties

These tiny little girls are absolutely amazing! They are only 6, 7 and 8 years old!

Googlisms

I love the fun ways in which people find my blog. Really. There are some amazing searches!

Picture of a cute female devil
(sure, you can find those here. there is one on my header, even. you can also find the inquiry for "photos of people feeling like they are on cloud nine" here)

girlfriends for 10 year olds
(...are not a good idea)

my charming kids real names
(trust me, you will not find them on this blog)

jeans devil 2009
(yes, I do discuss my boss quite often on here)

jeans for dogs
(come on now, that's just mean. at least make it sweatpants)

seven frayed jeans
(no really, I only have two pair of them)

jobs for 10 year old boys in weddings
(I'd actually really like to know the answer to this one. and also to the "what to do when you know you're getting sick" one and to the "careers for english majors in the air force" one...because I'm really just curious on that one)

good burger jobs
(the answer you are looking for is "go back to college")

monster monterey bay boat murder
(...I was home all by myself that night, I swear)

importance of making pants
(I find it important for other people to make them, and more important for them to be given to me.)

Laura Helvey
(...who IS that?)


I am going out of town tomorrow, but I'm going to write a few scheduled posts tonight I believe to post while I'm gone because things are crazy fun right now!

Ciao!

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