This is from Brady's infant life jacket. Something tells me the proofreaders in whatever foreign country this thing was made in are not being paid enough.
1. west = vest
2. loss = less
3. unindpected = uninspected (which, by the way, is still not a word)
4. weter = water
Gotta love that the things that are supposed to keep your child safe from drowning aren't even proofed! Ha!