I was playing around on babynames.com the other day and I came across this "celebrity real names" link. Celebrities are lying turds when it comes to their names! Here are a few of the best ones...
Akon's real name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam
....try filling the bubbles out for that one!
Muhammad Ali's real name is Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.
Patsy Cline's real name is Virginia Patterson Hensley
Elvis Costello's real name is Declan Patrick McManus
Portia De Rossi's real name is Amanda Lee Rogers
Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Patrick
Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson
Cary Grant's real name was Archibald Leach
and Marilyn Monroe's real name was Norma Jeane Mortenson.
Oh geeze, celebrities. And I thought you all were completely honest...;o)