Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Real Celeb Names

I was playing around on the other day and I came across this "celebrity real names" link. Celebrities are lying turds when it comes to their names! Here are a few of the best ones...

Akon's real name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam
....try filling the bubbles out for that one!

Muhammad Ali's real name is Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.

Patsy Cline's real name is Virginia Patterson Hensley

Elvis Costello's real name is Declan Patrick McManus

Portia De Rossi's real name is Amanda Lee Rogers

Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Patrick

Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson

Cary Grant's real name was Archibald Leach

and Marilyn Monroe's real name was Norma Jeane Mortenson.

Oh geeze, celebrities. And I thought you all were completely honest...;o)

1 comment:

indiana.girl said...

Poor Cary Grant. Still, a rose by any other name, etc- especially in his case!