Okay, really. Have you seen this new Burger King commercial? Is it so wrong that I laughed so hard the first time I saw it? This is the whole music video, but you get the idea very quickly:
Ha! "When a girl walks in with a pretty little waist and that round thing in my face I get sprung" becomes "When a sponge walks in, four corners in his pants, like he's got phonebook implants the crowd shouts."
Oh, and Happy Easter! :D